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Tag Archives: funny
Thief
A guy stealing a bottle of wine… I hope. (from Shell’s surveillance tapes) Tweet Buffer
understanding men
(via cereal[k]illah) Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down. ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach … Continue reading
North vs. South
(via an email from one of my customers) The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services, The South has family reunions. The North has switchblade knives; The South has Lee Press-on Nails The … Continue reading