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Elephant stew

Posted on 2011/05/18 at 21:21 by Josh

(Enough for all the family) Ingredients 1 Elephant Brown gravy (lots and lots) Apple Cider (lots and lots) – optional 2 Rabbits – optional Instructions Cut the elephant in bite-size pieces; this takes awhile. Marinate in lots and lots of … Continue reading →

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Scientists play hide and seek in Heaven

Posted on 2009/02/15 at 21:10 by Josh

Several scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide and seek. Einstein covers his eyes and begins counting to 100. Everyone else starts hiding, except Newton – he draws a square that is one meter by one … Continue reading →

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Root canal

Posted on 2007/01/09 at 10:45 by Josh

Apparently my New Years resolution isn’t going that well, but I guess most people don’t get that far either. I got a much needed root canal on my broken molar yesterday. It hurt like a bitch, but I got some … Continue reading →

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John Lennon

Posted on 2005/04/11 at 16:41 by Josh

I don’t think John Lennon is really dead. I know, I know, you have been hearing this about Sixpack Shakur, Elvis, and about half the other celebs that die for years, but I still think so. I can accept evil … Continue reading →

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Dear Abby

Posted on 2004/11/29 at 06:05 by Josh

I’m a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It’s important that my family eat meat at least three times a week, but we just can’t afford to with prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from … Continue reading →

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