Club Uropa
An assault on all five senses
I went to Club Uropa in Dallas last night with Jennifer, her cousin, and her cousin’s “husband”. While it was kind of nice getting out of the house for something other than work, it was an assault on all five senses. The “music” (who considers rap to be actual music? Seriously?) was loud enough to cause permanent hearing loss, the way the lights were flashing could probably cause someone to go into a seizure, it smelled like sweaty fish from all the slutty girls around (I am pretty sure I caught syphilis or gonorrhea from sharing air with them), people kept touching me and bumping into me (and they all felt sticky and slimy), and I got handed a Bud Light. That place found a way to assault all five senses. It was still nice, though, because I was with my wife. But if you are ever looking for a club to go to, stay away from this place.
your such a dork a sweet dork but still a dork. i agree with you people did have happy hands out there, and i still think we should go get checked out by a doctor because of the sluts there, but i had fun cause i was with you. i think i could do anything as long as i was with you. i love you!
i love you!