I have had this idea for a while — ever since I got in a debate with Big Gay Mike — that the Bible could actually support evolution. Noah’s Ark, although friggin huge, I do not believe could hold two of every land animal (much less seven of the clean ones) with room for them to not suffocate. Even if it could, I do believe that that much weight would be more than the water displacement, therefore causing the craft to sink. If so, then there were fewer species that came off the Ark than there are today, therefore meaning that some species came out of nowhere. This nowhere would be evolution. Findings to follow.
Oh, interesting note: Everyone thinks that Ark means boat. It in fact means box. Just a plain, simple box. Now you know.
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